Oranges are not the only fruit
I have this friend who’s a corporate lawyer, and if she’s really stressed out she’ll call me and say ‘Let’s go out like we did in college!’ and I’ll tell her ‘…we didn’t go out in college.’
KH, psychology (via mohoprofquotes)
Books….
Book tag
RULE 1: Always post the rules
RULE 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 10 new ones
RULE 3: Tag 10 people and link them to the post
RULE 4: Tell them you have tagged them

I was tagged by Ami.

1. Favorite Book?

Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal? (Jeanette Winterson)

2. Characters That You Hate?

Ugh. Um. A lot of them…especially that bitch, Bellatrix

3. Favorite Short Story?

Micromegas! My fave.

4. If You Could Stage A Play Which One Would You Choose?

HAMLET. I’d cast Ami as Hamlet, and also as all the other characters. Laurel would be the skull.

5. Worst Book to Movie adaptation?

Prisoner of Azkaban…loling forever. Just kidding, that’s the best.

6. Favorite Author?

Jeanette Winterson and J.K. Rowling, of course.

7. The Best Book From Your Childhood?

If I were being honest, I’d have to say the Baby-Sitter’s Club…just kidding. If childhood is eleven, then Harry Potter.

8. Would You Write A Book?

My single life goal…

9. Which Character Are You the Most Like?

Hermione is uncannily me. Hair and all.

 10. Best Poem You Ever Read?

It’s a toss-up between Tulips by Sylvia Plath, “I had been hungry all the years” by Emily Dickinson, and Invictus by William Ernest Henley

I’m not going to bother going through the effort of writing ten new questions because I’m only tagging one person who’s already taken it…

Sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth but then I think, ‘mmm… better not’.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
sorrybutimnotyourbitch:

I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW
I HATE CILANTRO
THERE IS A COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND ME

sorrybutimnotyourbitch:

I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

I HATE CILANTRO

THERE IS A COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND ME

letwinterlightcome:

“Amelia. Little Scottish girl.”


LOOK
I DID A THING
I MADE THESE

LOOK

I DID A THING

I MADE THESE

statueoflibertyann:

I’m not funny

statueoflibertyann:

I’m not funny

kingcheddarxvii:

The city is under attack, and a citizen gets caught under some debris. “HAMBURGER HELPER, SAVE ME!!!!” she screams. But Hamburger Helper knows it can do nothing. It is not stroganoff.

Bare Original Revival Cast - No Voice
611 plays

dreaming-of-nyc:

No Voice

Bare - December 1st, 2012

Jason Hite - Role of a Lifetime
779 playsDownload

huaalgghfdkl:

“Role of a Lifetime” | Jason Hite (Bare: The Musical Off-Broadway Revival)

Taylor Trensch and Gerard Canonico - Are You There?
1,019 playsDownload

huaalgghfdkl:

“Are You There?” | Taylor Trensch and Gerard Canonico (Bare: The Musical Off-Broadway Revival)

Bare Original Revival Cast - Cross
325 plays

dreaming-of-nyc:

Cross

Bare - December 1st, 2012

Currently obsessed with this song. Jason Hite is wonderful.

WAIT BARE PLOT TWIST

still-amillionmilesfromheaven:

Bare Plot Twist:

Jason wakes up and everyone sings “No Day But Today.”